Rihanna’s Booty Shorts Barely Survive Racy Rolling Stone Cover

Some advice to anyone looking to befriend Rihanna: don’t let her borrow your clothes. That’s the lesson we’re taking away from Rihanna’s new Rolling Stone cover, at least. As far as we can tell, the force of the All Of The Lights singer’s insane body just disintegrated her pants, turning the few scraps left into some kind of semi-liquid denim. Even her facial expression says, “Oh, these were your jeans? Don’t worry, I’ll replace them. You might not want to look at your couch though.” Meanwhile, our clothes remain completely intact. It’s humiliating.
The singer has never been shy about taking it off, whether it’s in Rihanna’s nude sexts or any number of scantily clad music videos. We guess we finally know the reason why: you literally can’t keep a turtleneck or a pair of overalls on this woman!