But fast forward several [OK, quite a few years later], if I were to pick one of the teen heartthrobs they'd be no question where my loyalty would lie.
Step forward One Direction's Harry Styles. Yep, step aside Justin Bieber as there's a new ‘kid' on the block ready to steal your teen crown. They may both be 17, but Harry's so hot and Justin's so not, here's why:
Harry's got better hair: Fact!
Harry's angelic curls are quite literally a cut above Justin's. And you don't have to take my word for it. When Justin lost his ‘Bieber' hair - he also lost fans. I rest my case.
Harry's got cooler clothes: Fact!
Yep, Harry's cool scarves and cardi combos exude confidence whereas Justin's wardrobe look like Usher's cast off. While Harry can easily turn on the swagger when he rocks a suit, Justin looks like he's borrowed his dad's best suit.
Harry's fancied by women - not just girls!
Justin may have his diehard ‘Beliebers' but grown women have actually confessed their unhealthy crushes on Harry. I was stunned at the number of my friends who ‘fessed up to having naughty thoughts about the curly-haired hottie. Can you imagine Justin having the same effect? Exactly!
Harry's filth: Fact!
Ok, if you're easily offended it's probably best to stop reading now.
Justin's the epitome of purity and the thought of him and girlfriend Selena Gomez doing anything other than giggling at the movies makes me feel physically sick.
But in contrast, when ‘Dirty Harry' whispered: ‘Think how much pu**y you'll get now!' into X Factor winner Matt Cardle's ear, he went up in my estimation. I know, it's so wrong but you've gotta love a boy with a filthy mind!
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